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Jokestarter Salutes Kyle Garchar For His Great “We Suck” Stadium Card Prank

HILLIARD, OH – A suburban Columbus high school student says he’s been suspended for tricking rival football fans into holding up signs that together spelled out, “We Suck.”

Hilliard Davidson High School senior Kyle Garchar says he and two friends spent three days plotting the trick, which was captured on video and posted on YouTube:

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Garchar says he was inspired by a similar prank pulled by Yale students in 2004, when Harvard fans were duped into holding up cards with the same message.

The 17-year-old placed about 800 black and white cards in seats at Crew Stadium before an August 24th game with Hilliard Darby High School.

Directions instructed fans to check that the number listed on their card matched their seat number.

Darby supporters were told the sign read “GO DARBY.”

So…should Kyle have been suspended? Please add your thoughts in Comments below…

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August 31, 2007   1 Comment

New Use For Duct Tape: Disguise Yourself While Robbing A Store (pic/video)

ASHLAND, KY — Any handyperson who’s worth their salt has found unusual uses for duct tape, from repairing leaky pipes to re-attaching the leg of a wounded GI Joe.

But this use of duct tape takes the cake:

A man in disguise tried to rob a liquor store in Ashland recently, wearing duct tape wrapped tightly around his face, with his t-shirt pulled up over his head, ala “Cornholio” from “Beavis and Butthead.”

Store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own, but his was wrapped around a wooden club that sent the robber fleeing, according to a report by WSAZ-TV in Huntington, W. Virginia. The robber ended up dropping the rolls of change that he got in the robbery.Duct Tape Bandit

Store employee Craig Miller said he chased the man to the parking lot, tackled him and held him in a choke position until police arrived, the station reported. An unidentified customer also helped, police said.

Kasey G. Kazee, 24, was charged with first-degree robbery. Kazee, in an interview with the TV station, denied he was the bandit who robbed the store of two rolls of change.

Kazee pleaded not guilty Monday in Boyd County District Court and was ordered held under a $250,000 cash bond.

JOKESTARTERS:

  • This isn’t the first time the suspect has tried to rob a store using a tape-based disguised. Previously, he failed to hold up an espresso stand while wearing a mask made of Scotch Tape. He was immediately identified by the barista victim.
  • Police knew they had the right guy when they checked his ID and saw the name “Kasey Kazee.”

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August 14, 2007   No Comments

If This Pussy Curls Up On Your Lap, You’re Gonna Die

PROVIDENCE, RI — Dogs can sometimes predict an epileptic owner’s seizure or sniff at an owner’s mole, signaling a possible cancer.

Now, it appears a cat can predict the deaths of patients in a nursing home.

When Oscar curls up on a patient’s bed and stays there, the staff knows it’s time to call the family – it usually means the patient has less than four hours to live.

The feline’s accuracy has been observed in 25 cases at Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center.

“He doesn’t make too many mistakes. He seems to understand when patients are about to die,” Dr. David Dosa said in an interview. He describes the phenomenon in a poignant essay in Thursday’s issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.

“Many family members take some solace from it. They appreciate the companionship that the cat provides for their dying loved one,” said Dosa, a geriatrician and assistant professor of medicine at Brown University.

The 2-year-old Oscar was adopted as a kitten and grew up in a third-floor dementia unit at Steere House, which treats people with Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s disease and other illnesses.

After about six months, the staff noticed the cat would make his own rounds, just like the doctors and nurses. He’d sniff and observe patients, and those he stayed with would wind up dying in a few hours.

Dosa said Oscar seems to take his work seriously and is generally aloof. “This is not a cat that’s friendly to people,” he said.

Oscar is better at predicting death than the people who work there, said Dr. Joan Teno of Brown University, who treats patients at the nursing home and is an expert on care for the terminally ill.

She was convinced of Oscar’s talent when he made his 13th correct call. While observing one patient, Teno said she noticed the woman wasn’t eating, was breathing with difficulty and that her legs had a bluish tinge, signs that often mean death is near.

Oscar wouldn’t stay inside the room though, so Teno thought his streak was broken. Instead, it turned out the doctor’s prediction was roughly 10 hours too early. Sure enough, during the patient’s final two hours, nurses told Teno that Oscar joined the woman at her bedside.

Doctors say most of the people who get a visit from the sweet-faced, gray-and-white cat are so ill they probably don’t know he’s there, so patients aren’t aware he’s a harbinger of death. Most families are grateful for the advanced warning, although one wanted Oscar out of the room while a family member died. When Oscar is put outside, he paces and meows his displeasure.Grim Reaper Pussy

No one’s certain if Oscar’s behavior is scientifically significant or points to a cause. Teno wonders if the cat notices telltale scents or reads something into the behavior of the nurses who raised him.

Nicholas Dodman, who directs an animal behavioral clinic at the Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine at Tufts University and has read Dosa’s article, said the only way to know is to carefully document how Oscar divides his time between the living and dying.

If Oscar really is a furry grim reaper, it’s also possible his behavior could be driven by self-centered pleasures like a heated blanket placed on a dying person, Dodman said.

Nursing home staffers aren’t concerned with explaining Oscar, so long as he gives families a better chance of saying goodbye to the dying.

Oscar recently received a wall plaque commending his “compassionate hospice care.”

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JOKESTARTERS:

  • I’ve heard of dying for some pussy, but this is ridiculous.
  • In a related development, a rival pussy named Felix has been known to curl up on the laps of women who are about to become impregnated.

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August 1, 2007   No Comments

Jokestarter Weird Week In Review: July 1-8, 2007

The weird is on,
The weird is o-on
The weird is on,
The weird is o-on.

Oh it’s on the street
The weird is – o-on

Oh-wo-ho, oh-wo-ho.

(Tell me can you feel it)
(Tell me can you feel it)
(Tell me can you feel it)?

THE WEIRD IS ON:Hungrr

July 6, 2007   No Comments

Ugly, One-Eyed Mascot Argues With Fox News Producer In NYC (VIDEO)

NEW YORK CITY, NY – This incident takes me back to the days of producing live TV feeds:

An ugly, one-eyed mascot (albeit for a good cause) tries to get some free airtime by hanging out in the background of a live video shot from in front of the Apple Store in NYC.

Unfortunately, the TV producer on the scene doesn’t want him in his shot.

Although we support the cause, and believe that the mascot dude wasn’t doing anything illegal, it’s still a conundrum – should the Fox producer have argued with the mascot so vehemently?

Or should he just have let him be?

Watch the video to see what ultimately happens:

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JOKESTARTERS:

  • There’s an obvious one about a one-eyed creature (trouser snake, etc.)…small head thinking for the big head, etc.
  • “Fox…fair…balanced…and against all first amendment rights to assemble in public places…”
  • Methinks the TV Producer dude’s angrr was caused by his own hungrr…for a decent gig!

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July 3, 2007   3 Comments