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Man Shoots, Kills Two Just So He Can Watch His Brother Play In Football Game

COLUMBIA, SC — Sometimes, nothing can get in the way of a man who wants to watch a football game.

Football MurdererIn this case, authorities in South Carolina say one woman is dead and another is wounded after a man shot them for their cars so he could go watch his brother play football.

Police say 24-year-old Demetrius Pepper shot a Greenville store clerk then killed a woman in Newberry County on his way to Columbia, where his brother plays football for South Carolina.

Police say Pepper was arrested Saturday morning outside of Williams-Brice Stadium, where South Carolina was playing a scrimmage open to the public. His brother is Nathan Pepper, a rising junior defensive lineman.

Authorities say the first car stolen by Demetrius Pepper broke down, so he went looking for another, killing a woman at her home.

Pepper has been charged with murder in Newberry County and assault and battery with intent to kill in Greenville.

JOKESTARTERS:

  • And you were of the opinion that the world was actually getting better?
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  • Ok, sorry everyone…not enough time has passed for this to become very comedic, but we thought it was weird enough to post. Sorry to anyone who knew these people.

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April 2, 2007   1 Comment