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Actual “For Sale” posting on Los Angeles Craigslist:

This is 1970′s Martin Acoustic Guitar. I believe a d-35. Its all original

Has the two peice brazilian rosewood back and sides/Neck/body. Guitar is in really good shape has a few spot were laminate is worn off. And pickguard is fading on edges.

This guitar has always been mantained by professional guitar techs and was once owned by Leon Russell and Steven Segal.

Only selling guitar to help new studio I’m starting.

I’m aprofessional Engineer/Producer its my job to know good sounds and this guitar sounds great.

Feel free to call anytime 323-712-4743. PLease call do not email
thanks

JOKESTARTERS:

• Oooh…it must be a magical guitar if Steven Segal once played it.
• So this instrument most likely has a mix of Leon Russell’s and Steven Segal’s DNA. I see a mutant horror movie in its future.

SOURCE:

• Craigslist Los Angeles