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Thieving Squirrel Stealing Children’s Chocolate Treats From A Grocery Store

HELSINKI, FINLAND – A candy-loving squirrel steals “Kinder Surprise” chocolate-shelled eggs at least twice a day from a local grocery store here.

“I named it the Kinder-squirrel, after the treats. It always goes after them, other sweets do not seem to interest it as much,” the manager of the store in Jyvaskyla, central Finland, told Reuters.

The confectionary, which is intended for children, has a toy inside.Chocolate Squirrel

“It removes the foil carefully, eats the chocolate and leaves the store with the toy,” Irene Lindroos said.

Unfortunately, the bushy-tailed thief does not clean up after itself, but leaves the wrappers behind, she added.

Squirrels have a well deserved reputation for being clever and adaptable animals. Many a home owner has seen the small rodents raiding their supposedly “squirrel-proof” bird feeders.

JOKESTARTERS:

  • The good news – when this squirrel becomes road kill, at least he’ll have a chocolaty aftertaste, right?
  • Squirrels are rodents, and are only considered “cute” because of their bushy tails. But hack those cute tails off, replace it with a coaxial cable and boom – you’ve got a friggin’ rat. STOP STEALING CHOCOLATES YA LITTLE RODENTS!

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