Man Eats His Own Clothing After Refusing To Take Breath Test

Police say the Bruce County man first took out his contact lenses and ate them – and then tried to eat his shirt and socks.

When police tried to stop the man from devouring his clothes, a scuffle broke out, and an officer pepper-sprayed him.

After the man was put in a holding cell, police say he dunked his head in a toilet.

The clothes-eating suspect has been charged with failing to provide a breath sample.

He is scheduled to make a court appearance in October.

JOKESTARTERS:

• You know, if clothes didn’t taste so dang good, this wouldn’t have happened.
• In a related development, stock prices in companies that sell edible undies skyrocketed today.
• The court appearance has been canceled for fear of the suspect eating his orange prison jumpsuit.
• You’ve probably heard the expression “I’ll eat my hat” but this is ridiculous…

SOURCE:

• KIROTV.com