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And Now, Jesus’ Face Is In A Tacky Kitchen Cabinet

by scottso

MANCHESTER, CT – First, he was seen in a grilled cheese sandwich.

Then in a tree.

More recently, as a grease stain on the floor of a garage that sold on eBay for over $1,500.

And now, a Connecticut couple, Malynda and Eric Smith, say that one of the kitchen cabinet doors has an image of Jesus Christ in it.

The couple says they have lived in the house for about a year and never noticed anything different about the cabinet.

And they say it may be hard to believe, but everyone who looks at it sees the image.

“My daughter came and and said, ‘Mom look it’s God,’” recalled Malynda.Jesus Cabinet

“And I looked and there it was a picture of Jesus Christ. Then my son noticed it and my husband came in and noticed it. I just can’t believe we hadn’t noticed it before.”

The family says, unlike others who have items bearing the likeness of Jesus, they are not going to sell the cabinet door.

They say that would be bad luck.

JOKESTARTERS:

  • Actually, it makes perfect sense that Jesus would choose to put his image in a cabinet. After all, he was a carpenter, right?

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1 comment

1 lemonzest { 10.31.07 at 5:01 pm }

It looks like the Grinch or Chewbacca….These high class, well educated, god-fearing folks would see Jesus in their morning poop

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