Woman Baffled By Theft Of Her Entire Backyard Swimming Pool, Including Water

Daisy Valdivia awoke to find her family’s hip-high, pool gone from her backyard Wednesday.

Valdivia told The Record of Bergen County the theft must have occurred between 1 a.m., when her husband went to bed, and 5 a.m., when she awoke.

She’s amazed someone could steal the pool that quickly and just wanted to know “what the heck they did with the water,” she said.

JOKESTARTERS:

• This incident is further proof that UFOs and aliens do indeed exist. Obviously the pool was taken up into a spaceship by little Greys who needed to give their abducted, thirsty, soon-to-be-mutilated cows a drink.
• Authorities are asking citizens to be on the lookout for any suspicious bad guys who have wet hair and smell of chlorine.

SOURCE:

• USA Today