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Police Blotto: Wishes really do come true…

Depressed by the recent death of a family member, a man stood in the middle of a Seattle street early Tuesday, telling his girlfriend that he “wanted to get hurt.”

Passengers in a passing car were happy to oblige: After the man flipped them off and yelled, they turned the car around, got out, and beat him up.

The victim was taken to the hospital for an involuntary commitment.

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