Police Blotto: A Rude Awakening

All of a sudden, a man–bleeding from the mouth–appeared on top of the truck’s cab and began climbing and sliding down the front windshield. He denied needing help and simply walked off southbound.

Following a hunch by the truck driver, an officer returned to the most recently emptied dumpster and found that the mystery man had climbed right back into it and gone to sleep.

Medics transported the man to the hospital with leg and mouth injuries.