Jokestarter Weird Week In Review: June 22-29, 2007

As summer starts to sink her hot and humid teeth in, the weather starts to take effect on the human mind, causing otherwise normal, everyday folks to do things like use food product to hide holes in prison walls, see religious images inside juicy red fruit, pull over vehicles shaped like giant wieners, and ask cops for a “time out” when being chased:

• Chased Thief Runs Out Of Breath, Asks Cops For A “Time Out”
• Cops Pull Over Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, Thinking It’s Hot
• ‘Kevin Bean’ Charged With Indecent Exposure At NH Hair Salon
• For Fifty Dolla, “Over Here Jerks!” Will Distract Nerd In SF iPhone Line
• Woman Slices Watermelon, Sees Image Of Virgin Mary Inside
• Man Killed When SUV Hits Fire Hydrant, Which Flies Through Air And Hits Him
• Inmates Use Pancake Batter And Toothpaste To Conceal Hole In Wall
• Man Awakes With Bad Headache. Doc Finds Bullet In Head. Wife Arrested.
• Death Row Inmate FAILS To Tell Joke As Last Words
• Stooge Who Sued Dry Cleaners Over Missing Pants Loses Lawsuit
• Meet Elwood, The World’s Ugliest Dog