Jokestarter Weird Week In Review: July 9 – 13, 2007

Oooooh, what a weird, wacky and especially scary week (seeing that it ended on Friday the 13th), chock full o’bank robbing foliage, terrorist heavy metal singers, flying nutjobs, stinky feet, stupid flight attendants and a major government “sting operation”:

• BREAKING NEWS: Major Sting Operation At The State Department!
• Baby Boy Says “Bye Bye Plane.” Flight Attendant Says “Bye Bye Baby.”
• Doofus Posing As Cop In SUV With Flashing Lights Pulls Over Real Cop. Oops.
• Nutjob Judge Isn’t Quite Done With His Missing Pants Lawsuit Yet
• When Using Public Toilet In Japan, Be Careful What You Wipe With. It Could Be Money!
• Man Breaks Into Woman’s Apartment Just To Make Ham Sandwich
• Police Break Into Smelly Apartment, Looking For Corpse. Instead Find Guy With Stinky Feet.
• Angry Bride Jailed For Attacking Fiance’ With Her Stiletto
• Nutjob Flies Over Oregon In A Lawn Chair
• Metallica Singer Detained At Airport For Having “Taliban-Like Beard”
• Man Dresses Up As Tree, Then Robs Bank