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Government Building Locked Down ‘Cuz Someone Tossed Their Salad Behind

by scottso

PITTSBURGH, PA – A government office building here was locked down and searched with bomb-sniffing dogs, all because someone tossed their salad behind in the women’s bathroom.

The suspicious brown paper lunchbag (always a clue) – containing a salad from a nearby bagel shop – prompted security guards at the downtown building to evacuate the entire office of Allegheny County Executive Dan Onorato and close a main courthouse entrance.

The lockdown Tuesday lasted about an hour. Bomb squad

The bag was found in a women’s bathroom on a shelf under a sink.

A sheriff’s deputy arrived with a bomb-sniffing dog and quickly discovered there was nothing explosive about the salad.

“It was just strictly a precaution,” County Manager Jim Flynn said. “I don’t think it was a real threat.”

JOKESTARTERS:

  • Security officers knew that something was wrong the second the bomb-sniffing dog started eating the left-behind lunchbag. The dog was later given to Michael Vick, who promptly drowned it in a vat of Newman’s Own Organic Caesar Salad Dressing.
  • After being apprehended, the suspect salad was quickly tasered, strip-searched, then shipped directly to Guantanamo, where it will spend the rest of its days rotting away in solitary confinement.

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