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Drunk Drag Queen Firefighter Caught In Bikini Gets Off

by scottso

MASON, OH — A firefighter who was arrested in a park wearing a woman’s wig, a bikini and water balloon breasts accepted a plea deal Thursday that dropped a charge of public indecency.

Steven S. Cole, a former volunteer firefighter, pleaded guilty to a charge of operating a vehicle while intoxicated and disorderly conduct.

Municipal Court Judge George Parker sentenced Cole to attend a mandatory driver intervention program and placed him on two years’ probation.

Cole was ordered to stay out of the city’s public parks during that time and pay a $250 fine.

Parker also suspended Cole’s driving privileges for six months, except for work, counseling sessions, family appointments and visits with his probation officer.

Police arrested Cole on April 4 in his truck as he was leaving Heritage Oak Park in this Cincinnati suburb after parents complained about a man dressed in women’s clothing.What a drag

Police said they found an open, half-empty bottle of beer in the truck, along with a gym bag containing wigs, bikinis, silver go-go boots and other women’s garments.

Cole’s blood-alcohol test registered 0.17, more than twice Ohio’s legal driving limit of 0.08, police said.

The arrest report said Cole told an officer he was on his way to a bar in Dayton to perform as a woman in a contest offering a $10,000 prize.

JOKESTARTERS:

  • (BAD PUN ALERT:) Man, isn’t it a drag when even off-duty firefighters can’t wear what they really want in public? That must just burn this guy up.
  • As a tribute to his getting off, Cole has donated his bikini, heels and water balloon falsies to the Drag Queen Museum of Drunk Firefighters, located in a storage room in a mini-mall in Dayton.
  • At one point this firefighter-in-drag was seen “fondling or exposing himself” but the real truth is that he was simply adjusting his firehose.
  • And the water balloon falsies? They were simply there as a firefighting tool. Ya never know when you might need to put out a flame.
  • It’s a sad day in America when a firefighter can’t go to a public park, get drunk and parade around in a skimpy bikini. Has everyone forgotten 9/11 already?

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