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Driver Tries To Kick Woman Off His Bus For Being Too Sexy

LINDAU, GERMANY – A German bus driver tried to kick a 20-year-old sales clerk off his bus in the southern town of Lindau because he said she was too sexy, a newspaper reported recently.

“Suddenly he stopped the bus,” the woman named Debora C. told Bild newspaper. “He opened the door and shouted at me ‘Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can’t concentrate on the traffic. If you don’t sit somewhere else, I’m going to have to throw you off the bus.’”Not distracting at all

The woman, pictured in Bild wearing her snug-fitting summer clothes with the plunging neckline, said she moved to another seat but was humiliated by the bus driver.

A spokesman for the bus company defended the driver.

“The bus driver is allowed to do that and he did the right thing,” the spokesman said.

“A bus driver cannot be distracted because it’s a danger to the safety of all the passengers.”
JOKESTARTERS:

  • In a related story, male ridership on German buses has suddenly and inexplicably skyrocketed.
  • Ironically, and this is indeed true (look it up if you don’t believe), the German word for breasts is busen. Coincidence? I think not!

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