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Doofus Posing As Cop In SUV With Flashing Lights Pulls Over Real Cop. Oops.

by scottso

BOHEMIA, NY – A guy posing as a cop pulled over the one person he shouldn’t have – a real cop, according to authorities.

Robert Lane, 25, was arrested Tuesday on charges of criminal impersonation and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle, Suffolk County police said.

Lane was driving an SUV fitted with flashing lights when he tried to stop the off-duty New York police detective on a highway on Long Island, Suffolk police said.

They said Lane told investigators the detective had cut him off.Fake Cop

The detective got suspicious when Lane drove up alongside him, identified himself as an officer and flashed a small police badge, Suffolk police said.

The detective showed his own police ID and ordered Lane to pull over, then followed him when he didn’t and called in local police to arrest him, authorities said.

Lane could not immediately be located for comment.

JOKESTARTERS:

  • This isn’t the first time this man has been in trouble with the law. Previously, he was busted for impersonating a rational, logical-thinking human being.
  • The real cop knew something was wrong when the fake cop did a flashy disco dance move, then asked him to spell out Y-M-C-A with his arms.

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