Naked Couple Found Dead On Sidewalk After Falling From Building

The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.

Clothing was discovered on the roof, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released.

“It’s too early to rule out anything,” Columbia police Sgt. Florence McCants said, but McCants said a preliminary investigation didn’t show any sign of foul play.

JOKESTARTERS:

• While tragic young death is never funny, let’s just pretend that a) we’re not related to the victims b) we didn’t know them and c) plenty of time has passed since their deaths…and…action:
• The French call an orgasm “le petit mort” (the little death) but here in America we do things bigger. This one qualifies as “le grande mort.” Get it? The big death? As in…oh forget it.
• In a related development, it was revealed today that Viagra not only causes vision problems, but also the mis-judgement of spatial relationships and height.

SOURCE:

• SF Gate