Meet Elwood, The World’s Ugliest Dog
Elwood, dark colored and hairless – save for a mohawk-like puff of white fur on his head – is often referred to as “Yoda,” or “ET,” for his resemblance to those famous science fiction characters.
“I think he’s the cutest thing that ever lived,” said Elwood’s owner, Karen Quigley, a resident of Sewell, New Jersey.
Quigley brought Elwood out to compete for the second year at the annual ugly dog contest at the Marin-Sonoma County Fair. Elwood placed second last year.
Most of the competing canines were also Chinese Crested, a breed that features a mohawk, bug eyes and a long, wagging tongue.![]()
Quigley said she rescued Elwood two years ago. “The breeder was going to euthanize him because she thought he was too ugly to sell,” said Quigley.
“So ha ha, now Elwood’s all over the Internet and people love him and adore him.”
Beyond the regal title of ugliest dog, Elwood also earned a $1,000 reward for his owner.
JOKESTARTERS:
- In a related development, Paris Hilton won a contest over the weekend for “Hottest But Most Untalented Rich Bitch in the Slammer” in LA.
- Not to be outdone, last year’s winner was seen after losing the competition in her trailer getting her face poked at and her tongue yanked out lower.
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