Macabre Thief Caught Stealing Human Skull To Make Ashtray

FITCHBURG, MA — A thief with a penchant for the macabre, as well as smoking, was caught after he stole body parts – including a skull and thigh bone - from a broken casket at a church cemetery and took them home to make an ashtray.

“While he was digging a grave, a casket was broken open, so (investigators) believe he took the body parts to make an ashtray and a pipe,” Police Lt. Kevin O’Brien told the Sentinel & Enterprise of Fitchburg.

Police discovered the theft when they went to his apartment Wednesday after his wife complained that her husband, Keith Chartrand, killed her dog. She said she found the body parts among his belongings.

Police charged Chartrand, 30, with removing a body from a grave and cruelty to animals.

Fitchburg District Court Judge Arthur Haley III ordered Chartrand held on $50,000 bail at a court hearing on Wednesday where Chartrand told the judge the charges against him was “bogus.”

Chartrand’s lawyer, Martin Maynard, did not immediately return a call to The Associated Press on Thursday.

The Rev. Edward Chalmers of St. Bernard’s Cemetery said he believed the remains probably were taken from an older part of the cemetery where many graves did not have vaults.

JOKESTARTERS:

• What this guy should’ve been stealing have been lungs – black, dark, decayed lungs from cancer victims. Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it bud…

• Authorities became alarmed when they overheard the man talking about crack. Wisely, they thought immediately about bones and started investigating at the cemetery.

• Gee, when an innocent man says “bogus” in court to a judge when discussing a case having to do with a smoking implement, one doesn’t think of innocence does one?

SOURCE:

• WRAL