Jokestarter Weird Week In Review May 27 – June 3, 2007

Summer’s almost here and the weirdness is heating up, with tons o’stupid crimes, a lawsuit over puke, eating Corgis as “protest art,” fake kidney donation TV shows and of course, bomb threats that were totally uncalled for and a huge waste of taxpayer dolla holla ova’ there:

• Man Faces Five Years In Prison For Spraying Lady With Garden Hose
• Poorly-Transmitted Fax Page Leads To Major Evacuation
• Church Organist Loses Job Because She Sold Sex Toy Organs
• Woman Sues Wal-Mart After Slipping In Puddle Of Puke
• Performance Artist Eats The Queen’s Favorite Dog
• Police On Lookout For Nut Who Wants To Be Kicked In Nuts
• Man Shoots Wendy’s Manager After Chili Sauce Source Is Cut Off
• Kidney-Donating Game Show Turns Out To Be A HOAX!
• TV Host Causes Evacuation After Sending Bobblehead Doll Of Himself
• Thief Steals Cash, Then Tries To Steal Victim’s Heart