Jokestarter Weird Week In Review: June 18-22, 2007

Ah yeah…another wonderfully weird and wacky week o’news to lovingly look back on, with fond memories of sippy cups full’booze, snakes in a garden gnome, alleged courthouse ghosts (or bugs), breaking, entering and stealing only a salad, no touchy-feely in a DC-area school, death by sex on top of a building and using a human skull to make an ashtray…

• Macabre Thief Caught Stealing Human Skull To Make Ashtray
• Naked Couple Found Dead On Sidewalk After Falling From Building
• Hugging, Touching, Even High-Fiving All Banned At DC Area School
• Burglar Breaks Into Mans Apartment, Steals A Salad And Nothing Else
• Is A Ghost Haunting The Santa Fe Courthouse? (VIDEO)
  
• Latest Garden Gnome Craze? Smuggling Snakes And Lizards Inside ‘Em.
• Applebee’s Serves Margarita To Toddler. In A Sippy Cup.