Guy Named ‘Kevin Bean’ Charged With Indecent Exposure At NH Hair Salon

The stylists wear scanty outfits, but when Bean came out of a bathroom in his underwear, a female employee told him to get dressed and turned her back to him.

When she looked back, she reported Bean was naked.

Employees kicked him out, locked him outside and called police.

JOKESTARTERS:

• Not to be outdone, after hearing the news, presidential candidate John Edwards got kicked out of a nearby New Hampshire hair salon after offering to pay $400 for “some trim” while wearing only a speedo.
• With a name like Kevin Bean, you know that he instantly repulsed the sexy stylist with his oversized man boobs, varicose veins and shriveled wee-wee.
• According to police, Kevin Bean was only trying to “exorcise the witchy demons” out of the Salem salon. Ironically, later when he was locked outside in the nude, he was heard repeatedly screaming something that rhymes with “witch.”
• So I guess this means he didn’t get a haircut?
• If you know who “Kevin and Bean” are, then you might get these jokes. Otherwise, write yer own fer cryin’ out loud (why do I have to do all the work?).

SOURCE:

• Seattle P-I