Bar Fighter Ends Up Losing Fight, As Well As His Finger

Recently here, a man lost part of his finger in a bar brawl, then walked out the pub and down the street before he noticed it was gone, police said Monday.

“He didn’t know it was missing until he left the (pub),” police Inspector Mark Kellert told The Sydney Morning Herald newspaper. “He was out on the street and realized there was blood on his hand, noticed his finger was missing, and went to the hospital.”

Security guards later found the severed finger “and a large amount of blood” in the pub’s bathroom, New South Wales state police said in a statement.

The 42-year-old man, whose identity was not released, was being treated for his injuries. Police brought the severed finger to the hospital, but did not say whether it was being reattached.

JOKESTARTERS:

• It’s no surprise that some drunk Aussie guy ended up fighting in a bar, then giving the finger. Literally.
• Not to be outdone, actor Russell Crowe severed his entire arm, then heaved it at a hotel worker in New York City.
• Damn, that Foster’s beer is potent stuff. Down a few of those, then get in a fight, and you won’t even notice that you’ve lost a finger. That’s Aussie for beer my friends.

SOURCE:

• Seattle P-I