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Police On Lookout For Nut Who Wants To Be Kicked In The Nuts

by scottso

GUELPH, Ontario — Police in Ontario are looking for a man who allegedly approached women and asked them to kick him in the groin.

Three women reported similar incidents to police over the past two months, and two of the women reported the suspect was on a bicycle. None of the women reported injuries.Kicked in nuts

Police Sgt. Cate Welsh said Monday the man’s request is not a crime, but they are concerned nonetheless.

“That kind of behavior tends to be a precursor to sexual assault. That’s what we’re trying to determine,” Welsh said.

JOKESTARTERS:

  • Police are warning citizens to be diligent and on the lookout for a man walking bow-legged, sticking his groin out and wearing a “kick me here” sign.
  • Authorities are scouring nearby bars and pubs, looking for their suspect – a smiling man doubled over in pain, holding his johnson.
  • This is news? No, it isn’t – this is an ad you see on craigslist just about every single day.

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