New Technique To Purse Snatching In Florida: Pretend to Puke

ESTERO, FL – In one of the most unusual robbery methods we’ve ever heard of, a man snatched a woman’s purse after she tried to help another woman who was allegedly vomiting, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office.

Investigators say the woman was leaving an Estero CVS early Thursday morning when she saw a woman vomiting out the window of a car.

Authorities say when the victim walked up to the car to help, a man grabbed her purse.

Then the man jumped into the car with the sick woman and drove off.

JOKESTARTERS:

• Police are on the lookout for a newly rich Bonnie & Clyde couple, and have issued an Amber Alert asking people to report any suspicious women with dried vomit on their faces.
• This isn’t the first time this couple has used this ruse. Previously, they were seen at a Kenny G concert snatching purses, but went unnoticed because everyone else was vomiting as well.
• Luckily, the cops retrieved quite of bit of DNA from the left-behind vomit, and in a Cinderalla-like investigation, are forcing women to touch it, feel it and taste it.
• Authorities advise people to be aware of their surroundings, stash their valuables in a safe place, and if they hear the sound of retching, run as fast as they can.

SOURCE:

• First Coast News