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Man Shoots Wendy’s Manager After Chili Sauce Source Is Cut Off

MIAMI, FL — A manager at a fast-food restaurant was shot several times in the arm early Tuesday trying to protect the chili sauce, authorities said.

A man in the Wendy’s drive-through argued with an employee because he wanted more of the condiment, police said.

The worker told the customer that restaurant policy prohibited a customer from getting more than three packets.

The man insisted on 10, reports said. The employee complied, but police said the customer wanted even more.Wendy's Chili

The manager came out to speak to the man, said Miami-Dade police spokesman Mary Walter.

The customer then shot the manager, who was taken to a hospital with injuries that were not life-threatening.

The customer fled in his vehicle with a female passenger, authorities said.

JOKESTARTERS:

  • You think this customer was pissed off about not getting enough chili sauce? You shoulda seen him when he was refused an extra packet of tartar sauce at Skippers.
  • After further investigation, turns out that this guy didn’t fire a gun at the manager after all. The bullet-like arm injuries were actually the result of intense shots of methane gas brought on by the Wendy’s chili!
  • The good news? The injured Wendy’s manager will become employee of the month. The bad news? He works at Wendy’s.

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