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Man Gets DUI After Falling Asleep In McDonald’s Drive-Thru Lane

CAMDEN, AR – A man was arrested and given a DUI after being found asleep at the wheel while in line at a McDonald’s drive-thru.

Terrance Forte, 32, was arrested Saturday after Camden police found him asleep in his car in the drive-through lane.

Restaurant employees called police about 12:30 a.m. Saturday after waiting 15 minutes for Forte to drive from the first window to the second window in the drive-through.

In a police report, officer William Mahon said he found Forte asleep inside the car with the engine running and his right foot on the brake.McDonald's Drive-Thru

The report said that, as Mahon tried to wake Forte from his sleep, Forte offered Mahon $10 for his food order.

When Forte was asked for identification he could not find his wallet, which Mahon said Forte was holding in his hand.

After failing a field-sobriety test, Forte was arrested for the DUI and taken to the police station.

Forte’s blood alcohol level was registered at 0.19, or more than twice the legal limit. A person who has a blood-alcohol level of 0.08 percent or higher is considered intoxicated under Arkansas law.

Forte was cited for his third DUI offense and was later released.

JOKESTARTERS:

  • Can you imagine the moment when the drunk guy wakes up, sees a cop at his window, then offers to pay for his cheeseburger? That is classic stuff…
  • Man, you’ve gotta be pretty hammered to want McDonald’s drive-thru food, so the cops should let this guy off the hook.
  • So the drunk guy tries to pay the cop, but claims he can’t find his wallet (which of course was in his hand the whole time). This makes me wonder: do we have 100% proof that John Belushi is really dead?

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