Jokestarter Weird Week(s) In Review 5/13-5/27/07

Blame my Mom (remember it was Mother’s Day).

No really…go ahead and call her, I’m sure she’ll understand.

Regardless, here’s your two-week recap o’weirdness and wackiness, and mostly of odd robberies:

 

• Runaway Train Full Of Cheap Beer Spills Load In Denver
• Apple Not Too Turned On By New Sex Toy Called The iGasm
• Man Gets DUI After Falling Asleep In McDonald’s Drive-Thru Lane
• Viagra Potential New Cure For Jet Lag (At Least For Hamsters)
• Cops In Germany Pull Over Man In Wheelchair And Give Him DUI
• Angry British Woman Dumps Fiance’s Van Full Of Stuff Into Harbor
• Sleeping Man Awakes To Discover He Has A Bullet In His Head
• Flowers, Limo And Bomb Used In Very Bizarre Bank Robbery
• Another Day, Another Guy Stealing Valuables ‘One Piece At A Time’
• Dude Who Sold Pot-Laced “Stoney Ranchers” Is Being Sued By Hershey’s
• Plumbing Companies Go To Court Over Phone Number From Lame Song
• Mom Forces Daughter To Stand Outside Schools Wearing Sign
• Man Bites Toddler To Teach Kid That Biting People Is Wrong
• Suspicious Package That Shut Down LAX Was A Sprinkler
• Doting Mother Drives Son To Rob Jewelry Store
• Woman Tries To Rob Bank While Riding In Limo
• Two Boys Arrested For Holding Up Store With Squirt Gun
• Robber Arrested While Quaffing Brew. Across From Bank He Robbed
• New Homeowner Finds Former Owner On Couch. Mummified.
• ‘Steal The Rainbow’! Man Steals Truck Full Of Skittles Candy
• Man Breaks Into Empty Jail Cell. Locks Self In. Breaks Out Again.
• Pitty Smaat Kid Puts Bullets In Vise, Whacks ‘Em With Hammer
• New Technique To Purse Snatching In Florida: Pretend to Puke
• Four Folks Freed From Fish Feces Formation
• Six Swift-Acting Rescue Teams Save Life Of Dummy