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Doting Mother Drives Son To Rob Jewelry Store. Waits In Car As He Stabs And Robs Jeweler.

by scottso

BERLIN – A 36-year-old German mother-of-five drove her son to a jewelry store he wanted to rob because she was afraid he may come to some harm, Bild newspaper reported Wednesday.

While her 17-year-old son and his two accomplices stabbed and robbed a jeweler in the eastern city of Dresden, the mother waited outside in the car.Doting Mom

“I knew he wanted to rob the shop and I was very worried about him,” Bild quoted the mother as saying.

A court sentenced the woman to three years and ten months in prison, a spokeswoman for the court said.

JOKESTARTERS:

  • This isn’t the first time this Mother helped her son. Previously, she helped him with his first kiss, his first prom, then she helped him lose his virginity with the family sheep.
  • When apprehended, the son claimed he was “just getting my Mom some jewelry for Mother’s Day. You got somethin’ against Moms?” He said it in German of course but translated it came out like that.

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