Flowers, Limo And Bomb Used In Very Bizarre Bank Robbery | Jokestarter
Joke and bit ideas for writers, producers, DJs, bloggers, comedians and others.
Random header image... Refresh for more!

Flowers, Limo And Bomb Used In Very Bizarre Bank Robbery

MAPLE GROVE, MN – Police and FBI Investigators are looking for leads in a bizarre weekend bank robbery involving flowers, a limo and a bomb.

It all began when a man called a Wells Fargo branch in Maple Grove, Minnesota and told a teller that he was sending a thank-you gift for the good service he had received there.

The gift turned out to be floral arrangement that included what appeared to be a bomb and a set of instructions telling the bank employees to fill a garbage bag with money and take it to the limousine waiting outside.

The tellers did just that.

The limo driver then took the bag of cash to a nearby fire department where a man was waiting to pick up the money.Bank Robbery for Dummies

The driver says he had no idea he was being used to help in a robbery and was able to give police a description of the man that picked up the bag of cash.

The suspect is described as a white male in his 20s, roughly five-foot nine and weighing around 180 pounds.

He was driving a dark green sedan.

Investigators say it’s one of the most bizarre bank heists they’ve ever seen.

JOKESTARTERS:

  • Didn’t Carnack the Magnificent do a routine where he held an envelope to his forehead and said “A bank, flowers, a limo and a bomb”?
  • So the bank robber gets his money whilst standing in front of a fire station? And nobody noticed him? Perhaps he set a fire so the firefighters wouldn’t be there…
  • Using limos to rob banks is on the rise. This reporter see this as a sign that yes, when bank robbers start using limos, the economy is definitely on the upswing.

SOURCE:

1 comment

1 Jokestarter Weird Week(s) In Review 5/13-5/27/07 | Jokestarter { 05.25.07 at 10:46 am }

[...] Runaway Train Full Of Cheap Beer Spills Load In Denver [...]

You must log in to post a comment.