Bank Robber Arrested While Quaffing A Brew. Across Street From Bank. That He Robbed.

James Taylor, 40, was “just as cool as can be” after deputies found him Monday night, Orange County Sheriff’s Cmdr. Jeff Stonebreaker said.

A customer started watching Taylor after an upset-looking Bank of America teller inside a grocery store said she’d been robbed.

The man saw the suspect take off his hat and shirt, climb into a car, drive across the street and re-emerge with different clothes and no hat.

Taylor was sitting at an outdoor table and drinking a beer by the time deputies arrived, the Orlando Sentinel reported Tuesday.

JOKESTARTERS:

• This isn’t this guy’s first run-in with the long arm of the law. Previously, he’d been arrested eating a corndog across from a State Fair he robbed, another time he was found masturbating across from an adult bookstore he robbed, and another time he was busted while eating a baby across from a hospital.
• The suspect used the name “James Taylor” because he’s seen fire and he’s seen rain, he’s seen sunny days that he thought would never end, he’s seen lonely times when he could not find a friend, but he always thought that he’d see you again…
• Despite the suspect calling himself “James Taylor,” this reporter knows his real name: Homer. D’oh!

SOURCE:

• WRAL

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