Apple Not Too Turned On By New Sex Toy Called The iGasm

CUPERTINO, CA – Apple, Inc.’s lawyers have their collective panties in a major litigious twist over an unusual sexy new iProduct called the iGasm.

Macworld is reporting that Apple’s not too turned on about an ad campaign for the “iGasm” from UK-based sex toy manufacturer Ann Summers.

The iGasm is a little $60 device that encourages open-minded (and mostly female) consumers to “take your appreciation of music to a whole new level” through a vibrating add-on. That’s right – instead of placing headphones on, you simply place something else…er, uh…somewhere else.

Apple is apparently upset about the advertisements, which look pretty much exactly like its famous iPod ads, except that, instead of a silhouetted guy rocking out with white earbuds, there’s a sexy woman with a white cord running down to her scantily-clad nether regions.

The promotions are rubbing Apple’s lawyers the wrong way. They’re allegedly demanding that Ann Summers strip down all ads for the iGasm or face legal action.

According to the Brit tabloid News of the World, Ann Summers CEO Jacqueline Gold’s response was, “Perhaps I can send them an iGasm to put a smile back on their faces!”

JOKESTARTERS:

• Next time you’re on a subway and you see a woman smiling while listening to an iPod, check to see where exactly the cord from the device leads to. That smile may not be cause by Journey after all.
• This reporter thinks that Apple’s lawyers should try using said device before suing the pants off Ann Summers. They should hold off on making their decisions until the device has effectively been utilized to its fullest.
• In a related development, based on the outcome of this case, I am going to re-name my latest invention, the iPoop.

SOURCES:

• C|NET
• iGasm