Another Day, Another Guy Stealing Valuables ‘One Piece At A Time.’ Johnny Cash Would Be Proud.

Jadyn Earl John Sessing, 31, of Farmington, is charged with seven counts of felony theft in Ramsey County District Court.

Authorities say Sessing, an assistant day manager at Cooperative Plating, took small bits of nearly pure silver starting in 2004.

Cooperative Plating noticed the missing material immediately but attributed it to equipment problems and, later, a painting crew.

Later, his thefts became bigger, police said.

Sessing is accused of selling the silver to support a gambling habit. His attorney acknowledged his client has a gambling problem.

Sessing “has confessed and taken steps, I’m proud to say, to recover from his addiction. He’s a married man with two children who had a good job. Only an addiction makes this understandable,” his attorney said.

JOKESTARTERS:

• When asked if he did indeed have a gambling problem, the suspect was quoted as saying: “Odds are 3-to-1 that I do. I’ll give you $50 over/under on it…you in?”
• Apparently this guy stole the silver bit-by-bit by actually eating it at break time. You should’ve seen how clean his toilet was.
• Lawyers are painting the suspect as someone with an addiction problem, who we should feel sorry for. Doncha just love it when the scumbags try to turn things around and make the suspect a victim? Can you say Mark Foley?

SOURCE:

• WRAL