Angry British Woman Dumps Fiance’s Van Full Of Stuff Into Harbor. I Guess The Wedding’s Off?

If you ever get engaged to her, be extra careful.

Angry Emma recently dumped her fiance’s van, full of almost all his belongings, into a local harbor. Nearly everything he owns — clothes, CDs, DVDs and his van.

Police in northwestern England have arrested Thomason, 24, after she allegedly packed her partner’s possessions into his van, drove to the harbor and left off the hand brake Sunday. She was charged with aggravated vehicle-taking without consent and released on bail.

The incident reportedly followed an argument between Thomason and Jason Wilson, 24, her partner of seven years and the father of her two children.

“She put every single last item of clothing I had in the back of the van. All I was left with were the clothes I was wearing,” Wilson told reporters.

“I haven’t told her yet that the wedding is off, but I think she can put two and two together.”

The van was pulled out of the water on Monday.

“The recovery operation was quite difficult, they had to partly drain the harbor to get the vehicle out,” said Inspector David Gartland of Cumbria Police.

JOKESTARTERS:

• One of the funnier parts of this story is the actual quote from Jason, the guy whose van full of stuff was dumped: “I haven’t told her yet that the wedding is off, but I think she can put two and two together.” This from the guy who’s stuff was dumped!
• Actually, dumping your fiance’s van full of stuff into the water isn’t a bad sign – in some cultures it’s a pre-wedding, good luck tradition. I see great things in store for both Emma and Jason…
• Authorities had to partially drain the harbor to retrieve the van. They also had to drain the egos of these two stupid lovebirds to clean up this mess.
• Police won’t say what the fight was about that the couple had, but we here at Jokestarter speculate it wasn’t over whose turn it was to do the dishes. Dumping someone’s van full of all their stuff is a clear sign that it’s time for counseling. Or jail.
• I was beginning to wonder what the great English actress Emma Thompson was up to these days. Now we know!

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• WTLV