Prankish 8th Graders Put Laxative In Donuts, Give ‘Em Out To Classmates, Get Busted

HOLTSVILLE, NY — Continuing the tradition of classic “Ex-Lax” pranks, five eighth graders handed out free dough nuts laced with laxatives to classmates. Then they got ticketed by the cops.

There were no apparent injuries but ambulances were dispatched Friday to Sequoya Middle School on Long Island as a precaution, a spokeswoman for the Sachem School District said.

Suffolk County Police said 19 students and a teacher ingested some of the doped doughnuts. They were screened by the school nurse, Holtsville Rescue personnel and field physicians from the county health department.

Two 13-year-olds and three 14-year-olds were charged with second-degree tampering with a consumer product. The teens, who were not identified because of their age, were issued appearance tickets for Family Court and released to their parents’ custody.

Classes proceeded as usual, but parents were given the option to pick up their children. The district also said it would take “appropriate disciplinary action.”

JOKESTARTERS:

• Kids today…sheesh. When I did pranks in 8th grade, at least I had the nerve to blame the bullies so I could get away with it (true story…mu-hu-hahaha!).
• Lacing doughnuts with laxative? What a shitty prank.

SOURCE:

• First Coast News