Naked Man Wearing Only High Heels The Cause Of Building Lockdown In Oregon
McMINNVILLE, Ore. — In another example of America’s continuing and growing mentality of irrational fear, cops locked down an entire building in McMinnville, because a man wearing nothing but women’s high heels was seen inside.
The unidentified man was spotted sitting on a bench on the basement floor of a nearly vacant medical building Wednesday afternoon.
After a call to 911 dispatchers, two McMinnville police units responded and were assisted by deputies from the Yamhill County Sheriffs Office and the Oregon State Police.
The building was locked down and surrounded, but alas, no naked man and no heels.
The man was described as 40 to 50 years old, bald or with short white hair, of thin to medium build.
He was last seen running down one of the building’s hallways in the heels, police said.
JOKESTARTERS:
- It’s a good thing Osama Bin Laden doesn’t go around nekkid and in heels, otherwise we woulda caught the sonuvabitch by now.
- Cops later put out a full dragnet to find the transvestite, but with no luck.
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