Doctor Dressed As Captain America Gropes Woman, Stuffs Burrito Down Pants And Gets Busted

Patrons at the bar were dressed in costumes as part of a bar crawl Saturday night, police spokeswoman Jill Frederiksen said.

A man carrying a burrito and dressed as Captain America approached her, began to say dirty things and touched her inappropriately, police said. He then fought with her boyfriend, authorities said.

Several patrons who had dressed as the superhero were asked to step outside so the woman could identify the suspect, Frederiksen said.

She picked out Raymond Adamcik, 54, police said.

After he was arrested, he stuffed the burrito down his pants and tried to flush marijuana down a toilet at a police station.

Adamcik was released on a $2,500 bond and faces charges of possession of marijuana, destruction of evidence, disorderly conduct and battery.

A secretary at Adamcik’s office said he was on leave and that the office was not accepting messages for him.

The real stars-and-stripes-clad superhero made news recently after he was killed in a March issue of the comic book.

JOKESTARTERS:

• Excellent career move Dr. Adamcik – I’m sure tons of women will be lining up for exams from you now!
• So let me see if I understand this correctly: a guy goes to med school for what? 4-6 years? Then becomes a doctor, opens and runs a successful practice. Later, in his mid-50s, he goes to a bar wearing a Captain America costume. He drinks, gets drunk, chews on a burrito, hits on a woman and fights her boyfriend, then goes to jail where he stuffs said burrito down his pants and tries to flush some pot down the toilet, thus ruining his reputation and successful practice forever. Okay, it all makes sense now…

SOURCE:

• Miami Herald