College Classrooms Have Premature Evacuation After Cops Find Suspicious Box. Of 500 Condoms.
ANKENY, Iowa – Continuing the farcical comedy that is modern-day American security anxiety, classrooms at a community college here were evacuated after officials found a bulging package on campus.
Police and postal inspectors inspected the box, and instead of a ticking bomb, they found condoms.
Five hundred condoms that is.
The package was sent to a teacher of a human sexuality class, and was sent by a person who had been a previous speaker at the class, said Rob Denson, the college’s president.
JOKESTARTERS:
- Evacuating an entire college campus because of a box of condoms? This sounds like the work of one of our own home-grown terrorists: the neo-con right wing nutjob evangelicals.
- I guess it didn’t help that this suspicious box contained the newest style of condom – the ticking countdown timer model, designed to prevent premature evacuation.
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