Schoolchildren Give Finger To Cops. Severed Finger, That Is…

CRANBERRY, PA. — A fingertip found at a bus stop by schoolchildren was claimed Friday by a man who injured his hand in a snowblower accident. The man contacted Cranberry police Friday, a day after the children found it.

Police said the man told them the accident happened about two weeks ago when he was trying to clear a snowblower. He didn’t bother to look for the finger; he just went to the hospital for treatment, said police Lt. Jeff Schueler.

“He claimed it was his, but he didn’t want to claim it, if you know what I mean,” Schueler told the Butler Eagle.

Authorities had brought in a search dog Thursday to look for other remains.

JOKESTARTERS:

• “Children! When I said ‘pull my finger’ I didn’t mean pull it that hard!”
• I’ve heard of giving the cops the finger, but this is ridiculous…

SOURCE:

• Centre Daily