Massage Table Where Ted Haggard Got A “Happy Ending” Up On eBay

The massage table where former male prostitute Mike Jones gave Rev. Ted Haggard at least one “Happy Ending” is being auctioned off on eBay.

As of press time, the highest bid was $1,120. Oddly, the highest bidder wishes to remain anonymous.

According to the eBay posting:

“Own a piece of Ted Haggard history from Mike Jones.

The table where it all happened.

Table is about 10 years old with a few tears but totaly usable.

Will autograph table if requested and in June an autographed book “I Had To Say Something” by Mike Jones will be sent.

All proceeds benefit ‘Project Angel Heart’, who provides people living with HIV/AIDS, cancer and other life-threatening illnesses nutritious home-delivered meals.”

JOKESTARTERS:

• Just think – if this table had a stain on it in the form of the Virgin Mary, it’d be worth thousands more. Can you imagine a cum stain in that shape?
• Mike Jones says he’ll even autograph this table. Sounds suitable for framing doesn’t it?
• The current top bidder doesn’t want his/her identity released. Anyone know Ted Haggard’s eBay screenname?

SOURCE:

• eBay