Eighth-Grader Busted For Peeing In Teacher’s Coffee

MUNCIE, IN — An eighth-grader faces expulsion after admitting he put urine in a teacher’s coffee pot, officials said.

The Wilson Middle School teacher noticed that the coffee had an unusual odor Friday and reported it to the principal, Muncie Community Schools officials said. A student who overheard classmates discussing it also reported the incident to officials.

Urine was found in the locker of the eighth-grade boy, who admitted to putting some in the coffee, authorities said.

The eighth-grader has been suspended pending a recommendation for expulsion, said Assistant Superintendent Steve Edwards.

“This type of student behavior will not be tolerated,” Wilson principal DiLynn Phelps and Superintendent Marlin B. Creasy wrote in a letter to parents. “No student will be permitted to deliberately attempt to cause bodily harm to any other student, teacher or staff member.”

JOKESTARTERS:

• “Yes, I’ll take a non-fat, Triple Venti Uricchino, no whip please…”
• And you think Starbucks coffee is bitter? Try Peebucks…
• I wonder if this kid’s name was Joe? “Have a cuppa Joe, teach. Literally“

SOURCE:

• First Coast News